GIANT PARROT RECRUITED BY BOLIVIAN BORDER POLICE

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Rumours abound that a giant parrot recently recruited by the Bolivian border police is currently undergoing training at a hitherto secret location. Its first posting is thought to be the Yunguyo border control in northern Bolivia. Following an advanced course in speech training given by a specialised police unit, witnesses have described the bird’s first words as being, “Give me five Bolvianos…Give me five Bolivianos…Give me five Bolivianos…

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